"ITALIEN" Espresso Alien Graphic Tee
Somewhere between Area 51 and a tiny café in Naples, the truth was discovered: aliens don’t run on nuclear fusion… they run on espresso.
Our ITALIEN tee celebrates the galaxy’s most caffeinated extraterrestrial — serving fresh double shot energy with one hand and judging your coffee order with the other. Anthropologists remain divided on whether the classic Italian hand gesture is cultural… or actually an ancient interstellar greeting.
Featuring a suspiciously stylish grey alien, Nana’s espresso maker, and enough cosmic charm to make her say “Madonna mia!” this design is perfect for UFO enthusiasts, caffeine addicts, and anyone whose blood type is espresso.
Warning: may cause sudden urges to speak with your hands, debate proper espresso technique, and stare dramatically into the cosmos while sipping tiny cups of coffee.
Stay curious. Stay caffeinated. Stay INITIATED! 👽☕🇮🇹
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for durable neckline elasticity
- Printed sleeve and neck label options (DTF/DTG) with a tear‑away label to reduce irritation
- REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras; sustainable, ethically manufactured base tee
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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